@sartoriainsulindica submitted:
Alison Mercer. If her name sounds familiar, well, she’s been on the jousting circuit for quite a while (her own photo album on it for context)
Now that’s some seriously sweet armor!
– wincenworks
Mighty Magiswords
@universe63 submitted:
So Cartoon Network has a new series called “Mighty Magiswords” about a pair of adventurers who do adventurey stuff. This is an image of one of the two leads,Vambre, as she evolved through the years before the show got picked up.
Far left is her original incarnation around 1996.
Second from left is her look to about 2006.
Then in 2007, someone stole her pants (probably creepy marketing guy) and they haven’t been seen since.
…sigh…
So over the years of design refinement not only did her skin become noticeably lighter, she also acquired a stereotypical leotard that so rarely gets worn by male characters, huh?
The show even makes “you have no pants” jokes, to which Vambre responds “Stop judging my bare legs decision and accept me for who I am!”… With no real satirical twist on it or anything – they just reproduce the cliche and address it’s there, as it that was inherently comedic.
~Ozzie
Mighty Magiswords
@universe63 submitted:
So Cartoon Network has a new series called “Mighty Magiswords” about a pair of adventurers who do adventurey stuff. This is an image of one of the two leads,Vambre, as she evolved through the years before the show got picked up.
Far left is her original incarnation around 1996.
Second from left is her look to about 2006.
Then in 2007, someone stole her pants (probably creepy marketing guy) and they haven’t been seen since.
…sigh…
So over the years of design refinement not only did her skin become noticeably lighter, she also acquired a stereotypical leotard that so rarely gets worn by male characters, huh?
The show even makes “you have no pants” jokes, to which Vambre responds “Stop judging my bare legs decision and accept me for who I am!”… With no real satirical twist on it or anything – they just reproduce the cliche and address it’s there, as it that was inherently comedic.
~Ozzie
@wait-no-what-the-fuck submitted:
All from Chaos Chronical.
You get fantastical monsters, robots, decent story, but apparently it’s impossible to design practical armor for women. The jiggle physics on the idle animation is insane.
At this point underboob has basically become a shorthand for a developer who doesn’t know how boobs work or why they should probably subscribe to @boobsdontworkthatway.
Literally every woman in this game seems to dress more or less same way, regardless of whether she’s a warrior, wizard, shopkeeper or divine being:
Playing this game seems a shakey basis on which to build friendships.
– wincenworks
@whiteraven13 submitted
So this ad popped up for a game called Dragon Bane Elite while I was playing Temple Run and I just had to bingo it. I mean, look at it! It’s got metal bits that are going to stab her if she leans over, that one pauldron that’s just kind of awkwardly sitting on her shoulder with no visible means of keeping there, the helmet that she can’t possibly see out of…
I gave it a question mark on the head protection because she does technically have a helmet, but I’m not sure how protective it actually is if she can’t see out of it. The question mark for side-boob is because I’m not sure if there’s enough to justify giving it a full X.
I’d count “No breast support” too, cause there’s no way she can move an inch without a boob spilling out of this thing.
~Ozzie
