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July 24, 2016January 28, 2019

I find it very worrying that while even Entertainment Weekly could appreciate the importance of Wonder Woman having a face and a cool pose, Warner Brothers apparently decided the only thing we need to know is that Gal’s outfit is basically painted on.

Honestly, DC Comics got slammed for this when it happened originally, but apparently Frank Miller’s vision is all Warner Bros care about:

The trailer is not really any better for depicting her or the other amazons either, basically all the issues from Justice League Action but with real actors:

Sure would have been nice if the costume and promotions departments for our first super heroine live action movie could have had some direction other than:

Rather than say… I dunno… look at the intro to the 2009 animated movie.

– wincenworks

July 23, 2016April 23, 2018

July 23, 2016January 28, 2019

July 19, 2016April 23, 2018

July 19, 2016January 28, 2019

I feel like HeroWarz heard that provided they put Derrick in an almost @eschergirls “snake” pose in one wallpaper guaranteed that they couldn’t be called sexist… even when their vertical ads look like this:

– wincenworks

July 19, 2016April 23, 2018

July 19, 2016

eschergirls:

loverofmythology:

i get these ads while i’m playing a tamagachi-type game about cthulhu.

CTHULHU

I wonder what would be fitting to say… Boobthulhu? Cthulboobs? Cthbooblhu?

Joan of Arc looks like she’s not going to be very effective if she has to fight one handed to have one arm supporting her breasts at all times :

Nothing is ever more baffling than the combination of plates of armor and a leotard so flimsy you can see her navel through it… particularly since this game gives the standard mixed message of being unable to decide if it’s about fighting or fapping.