Nothing says quality gameplay by assuring people that you don’t have to worry about actually playing! The game plays itself while you’re not playiing!
But it comes coupled with reassurances that if you do deign to actually learn to play their game, there’ll be more boobs.
Oh well, at least this bizarre combination of bikini armor, promises of gameplay and promises that you don’t need to play is unique right…
Oh…
– wincenworks