“Battle Costume Cammy”
nora-bright submitted:
Preorder bonus outfit for Cammy called “Battle Costume Cammy.”
According them this her being “Decked out in mission gear, Cammy is ready to complete her next objective!”
I gotta ask, what kind of battle, mission and objective are they expecting her to do in that without feeling a constant wedgie? Like seriously, that must be digging into her crotch no matter what she does.
I can already hear the furious hammering of keys as people rush to tell us that we should know Cammy has always been a heavily sexualized since she was introduced twenty-two years ago. Being particularly famous for this:
Briefly however, let’s discuss how here original ridiculous outfit from 1993 (when people thought Rob Liefeld was a genius) has gotten even more ridiculous both in the pre-order and the standard:
That’s right, her costume now has the crotch section trimmed down, comes with extra straps to draw more attention to her boobs and has vacuum sealing around the navel.
I am genuinely perplexed how someone could even begin to think that such a thing would be bareable to wear standing still, let alone jumping around in full contact tournament fighting.
– wincenworks
“Battle Costume Cammy”
nora-bright submitted:
Preorder bonus outfit for Cammy called “Battle Costume Cammy.”
According them this her being “Decked out in mission gear, Cammy is ready to complete her next objective!”
I gotta ask, what kind of battle, mission and objective are they expecting her to do in that without feeling a constant wedgie? Like seriously, that must be digging into her crotch no matter what she does.
I can already hear the furious hammering of keys as people rush to tell us that we should know Cammy has always been a heavily sexualized since she was introduced twenty-two years ago. Being particularly famous for this:
Briefly however, let’s discuss how here original ridiculous outfit from 1993 (when people thought Rob Liefeld was a genius) has gotten even more ridiculous both in the pre-order and the standard:
That’s right, her costume now has the crotch section trimmed down, comes with extra straps to draw more attention to her boobs and has vacuum sealing around the navel.
I am genuinely perplexed how someone could even begin to think that such a thing would be bareable to wear standing still, let alone jumping around in full contact tournament fighting.
– wincenworks
It’s been a big and terrifying week in the field of bikini armor and there’s more to come!
So let’s all just relax and enjoy pics of animals who have been envisioned with more practical and dignified armor than is issued to the standard female warrior.
Aren’t they cute?
– wincenworks
I was watching some funny parodies in the internet the other day, about skimpy female “armors” (chainmail bikini!) in videogames and etc. and I felt like making fun of this trope too…hence his vulgar, over-the-top costume. Well, maaaaaybe it doesn’t look that stupid, but it was meant to >_>
Bloody Sunset by HystericalMellotron
[Zalath] in the middle of a battle between demon elfs and a tribe of exclusively female orcs. The reason he’s fighting in such a ridiculous pose it’s because this is meant to be a genderbent parody of ads for fantasy games in general.
They tend to show fairly often women in bb pose using arrows and other long-ranged weapons against enemies in close combat LOL
A double feature of a single character’s empowerment 😀
Zalath is truly a rolemodel to numerous other male warriors who don’t know what are appropriate clothes and poses for a man to take into battle!
He could team up with Prince Obiect and his friends in a quest of teaching everyone what a real sexy hero looks like.
~Ozzie
