Pictured: Venator, leader of the elves, from the free Steam game Lost Lands: Mahjong. Not even mahjong solitaire games are safe from bikini armor. Tentative bingo, because while all signs point to that being a thong there’s no evidence either way, as this is the only angle ever shown. From this angle, no cleavage is actually visible, and there’s no indication of whether or her boots end in heels. I wasn’t sure whether or not the spirals on the boobs counted as nipple additions, considering how much they highlight the center of the breasts. I could have marked the upper right square, considering the one shot you get of a male elf has him in reasonable armor, but as he was several centuries old I magnanimously decided that after so much time, elvish fashion could have advanced for men.
(More thoughts below)
Creepy Marketing Guy is getting his hands on mahjong now? Yikes. I’m not even sure what kind of audience this is aimed at… Who are they expecting to advertise to who wasn’t already going to play mahjong?
-Icy
robertskitch submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Hi, I was playing ’Lost Lands: A Hidden Object Adventure’ (a free-to-play game on Steam) and thinking that one of the characters had armour that wasn’t exactly practical, but then I came across this gem where the character actually comes out and says it.
It’s okay though. She gave me a quest where I had to get her a helmet and shield to make up for all that…
Yet another hidden object game with a disappointingly bingo-worthy costume… Pretty sure she’ll stab herself to death if she as much as leans down.
You know guys, if you want to have a fetch quest related to ridiculousness of female armor in games, maybe treat it with humor like Borderlands 2 did? Not with the “we know that you know that we know how awful her bikini armor is, so maybe instead of us fixing it, you go find her a shield and a helmet?” attitude.
And as a cherry on top, she’s just another female archer clad in green boobplate. Gee, haven’t seen that before*, how creative!
~Ozzie
*Yes, that green archer lady trope is so prevalent I gave it its own tag.
So, as exciting as it is that from time to time, Blizzard makes progress in their newest product: Overwatch – I am still more than a little bit bothered that this is the image of a “hunter” that they put forward on their World of Warcraft site.
The game has been updated that much that people are now trying to run bootleg “original build” servers, and they’ve never gotten some better character art for this class than this.
– wincenworks
Originally found that lady on a web banner, but managed to get an un-cropped version of the pic, with other Drakensang characters for comparison.
There’s also a generic female archer in a green hood who can’t even hold a bow properly in the party! How original!
~Ozzie
edit: Due to scheduling mishap, the bingo was posted a day earlier. Sorry for the error!
Now posted at the right day!
~Ozzie
So, HiRez (of SMITE fame) have released Paladins into open beta and well, Cassie is one of their heroes – actually one of their more hardcore looking female heroes. After all, this is their promo banner:
– wincenworks
So, HiRez (of SMITE fame) have released Paladins into open beta and well, Cassie is one of their heroes – actually one of their more hardcore looking female heroes. After all, this is their promo banner:
– wincenworks
One of the couple League of Stolen Assets 2 web ads I’ve seen around lately. Proving again how much of the bingo can be covered even with a cropped pic.
Also, I’m pretty sure that a list of fantasy games that include elf ladies in green/golden hood with holes for their pointy ears is too long to even identify who they might have plagiarized this pic from.
~Ozzie