The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
@averyordinarymop submitted:
So this ad popped up on my instagram. All I can say is… at least they acknowledged that the game is only geared towards heterosexual men?
@ihavenotfallenyet submitted:
I saw this on facebook. I’m not surprised, yet still disappointed.
Time to bingo that… thing.
At this point I’m so desensitized to random boobwindowy dress-lingerie-armor-thingies like this that I’m more distracted by her freakishly long legs than her boobs obviously slipping out in a second.
~Ozzie
Figured that this Goddess Primal Chaos dressup doll-style armor would make an excellent bingo material and boy was I right.
Whenever I look at this underwear lady next to that spiky atrocity, can’t help but wonder whether the underwear stays in its place or disappears after applying the drafty armor.
It would be pretty damn awkward if her underpants were gone after she put on this crotchless bottom part… On the other hand, if the bra didn’t disappear, it would be showing through the boob window, and as we all know visible breast support is a big no-no for boob windows.
~Ozzie
