Tag: Female Armor Bingo

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@leggomywaffle submitted:

So, these are the three classes in the RPG app game MU Origin.

One of these things are not like the other. 

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Half-mark for the battle thong since while I can’t see the back, based off the front and the fact they basically avoided giving her pants – I feel pretty confident that’s a thong. 

Also, briefly, let’s discuss possible interpretations of the wording/image matching on this particular set of promotions shown together on the site:

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This is why it’s near impossible to satirize this shit.

– wincenworks

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(click the left image to see the full character)

Another atrocious web ad, another bingo broken by its badness. 

~Ozzie

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Another LoA2 ad I was looking for all week popped up just in time to get a bingo too!
Gotta say, this one looks way more creative (in a bad way) than the other one. I especially “like” how many stabby parts are involved. 

Hope that being an angel/goddess means she’s immortal, cause I guarantee she’s gonna poke an organ out with one of those spikes the moment she moves.

~Ozzie

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One of the couple League of Stolen Assets 2 web ads I’ve seen around lately. Proving again how much of the bingo can be covered even with a cropped pic. 

Also, I’m pretty sure that a list of fantasy games that include elf ladies in green/golden hood with holes for their pointy ears is too long to even identify who they might have plagiarized this pic from.

~Ozzie

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corriganns:

hercules has more than its fair share of eye candy but this takes the cake

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys really did seem to have some strange issues when it came to female character attire.  I personally will never forget the “Ancient Greek” they gave to Atlanta to best take advantage of them casting champion body builder Corinna Everson:

And of course, it was also a battle thong:

Because… what better way to make a cheesey show set in Ancient Greek that promotes great values like gender equality?

Sigh.

– wincenworks