Figured it’s time to revisit Dragon Quest III and the female warrior, who, for the low-low price of giving up a breastplate and pants, gained way more awesome hairstyle than her male equivalent!
After consideration, I didn’t cross the high heels square, as the shoes look reasonably wearable and not that different for each gender.
Still, she gets a bingo (for which I have the most appropriate gif at hand):
As consolation, let’s imagine that in this other pic that compares the two warriors, the woman’s expression says “why does he get such an awesome getup while I have to hide behind him to not get stabbed?”.
~Ozzie
To me she looks like she’s weighing up if she can get away with stabbing him in the neck and taking his gear…
– wincenworks