Dorkly – Bikini Armor Battle Damage

6 RPG Tropes That Need to Die

Dorkly again parodying some obvious absurdities of bikini armors (like double standards and skimpy high level) in fantasy/RPGs… twice in the same comic 🙂

We always enjoy when skimpy female armor lands on a list of things that games should get rid of once and for all.

And, of course, just like in the case of that video list, we recommend steering clear of the comment section, where “Stop complaining about female armors because I like them therefore there’s nothing wrong with them!” dumpster fires are burning.

~Ozzie

So, 2018 has come and gone. Sadly but unsurprisingly, the skimpy female armor and the high level variant did not die as a commonplace trope. Oh well… maybe 2019 will be the year free of bikini armor! Let’s ask the magic eight-ball…

But you know what popular media? I dare you to make a fool of me.

All you have to do is go a year without ridiculous female armor… that should be easy right?

– wincenworks

December 30, 2017February 19, 2022

December 30, 2017February 19, 2022

6 RPG Tropes That Need to Die

Dorkly again parodying some obvious absurdities of bikini armors (like double standards and skimpy high level) in fantasy/RPGs… twice in the same comic 🙂

We always enjoy when skimpy female armor lands on a list of things that games should get rid of once and for all.

And, of course, just like in the case of that video list, we recommend steering clear of the comment section, where “Stop complaining about female armors because I like them therefore there’s nothing wrong with them!” dumpster fires are burning.

~Ozzie

April 25, 2017February 19, 2022

The New Star Wars Game Stars a Woman and Whiny Pissboys Got Triggered

So we reached another round of a certain entitled demographic crying that (non-fanservice-y) women dare to exist in media.

Somehow it’s like the umpteenth “official” time when the SJWs/feminazis “took over” video games and movies – according to some men whose worldview shatters at a sight of a non-sexualized female lead in a trailer.
Remember when the same thing happened with Dragon Age: Inquisition? Or more recently, with Ghosbusters reboot? The list could go on.

Yeah, dudes, if you continue to act like that someone will totally take you seriously eventually!

~Ozzie

As an additional note, while I fully understand and sympathize with the desire to turn various aspects of ridicule back on certain demographics – please do not misuse the term “triggered” like this, it does a disservice to people with actual PTSD triggers and perpetuates their ridicule.