@sunfishfusions submitted (and Ozzie bingo’d):
Super new to Tumblr and my first time submitting anything but I felt like this is something that belongs on this blog (sorry if it’s already been shared)
I was trying to stream some cartoons online and these were the ads on the sidebar. I love how they put the male characters right next to the female ones for ease of comparison.
Their homepage didn’t really make me feel any better about their character design…
I don’t know about those women, but I really woudn’t want to “come to the defense of Eremos!” without something that might actually… oh… I don’t know…
PROTECT ME FROM LITERALLY ANYTHING.
I think you got those the same way I found Dragon Knigh(t) ads. It’s kinda impressive how many bingo squares can a cropped image score, given the design is generic/awful enough.
Well at least they’re competent enough to promise us “a fantasy realm”, not “fierce battles”. These ladies’ clothes surely can exist only in the realm of fantasy.
~Ozzie
Let’s revisit Stormfall’s weird-hood-and-fetish-gear lady with a bingo, shall we?
The utter laziness of this design (and Stormfall in general) is still stunning.
No full bingo row, because thankfully we’re spared the look at her backside.
~Ozzie
Let’s revisit Stormfall’s weird-hood-and-fetish-gear lady with a bingo, shall we?
The utter laziness of this design (and Stormfall in general) is still stunning.
No full bingo row, because thankfully we’re spared the look at her backside.
~Ozzie
tidecullernami submitted:
i was on twitter when my friend shared a screencap of this boss battle (from unison league i think) and i immediately knew what must be done. the payoff was tremendous.
I sometimes wonder if a lot of designers think women have sonar and hence don’t need to be able to see out of their headgear. (We already know they seem to think women are like Achilles and are invulnerable but for a few weak points… or they seem to think that anyway)
– wincenworks
I noticed it’s almost always ANGEL women who wear sight-obstructing helmets, for some reason.
I’m pretty sure you can find more religious texts that describe angels as eldritch abominations than underclad ladies with helmets that totally cover their eyes.
~Ozzie