bikiniarmorbattledamage:

@lilianhalcombe submitted:

Commentary on female boobplate from Australian TV Show “The Feed”

A fantastic summary that makes me proud to be an Aussie.

Though I disagree with their conclusion on where all the ridiculous female armor needs to go – that’s pollution and I’m terrified of the prospect of video games where the enemies are sharks and squids with boobplates.

– wincenworks

Bringing back this week: a brief, fun video on why tiddy armor is an inherently stupid idea. 

Gotta amend the part about armored dick pockets, though… because unlike boobplate, those are totally historically accurate

~Ozzie