The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
So, Red Sonja’s new image is an improvement on the bikini, but sadly right on the first issue highlights a lot of the sexy lady armor tropes.
This is doubly frustrating because all they had to do was give her the rest of the scalemail shirt and some pants. Well, maybe she’ll get pants next time Dynamite re-invents the franchise.
– wincenworks
I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.
No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!
BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?
~Ozzie
I felt this… thing from Bloodrealm that we posted last week took some sort of demonic pledge to fill out as much of the bingo as possible. And wouldn’t you know, it does have an impressive score.
No thigh high boots, cause that’s apparently reptilian scales. She also has a matching tail, which made me question whether or not it is possible for her to wear a thong. Also a question mark on nipple additions, cause when looking up close on that boob-part-thingy, I swear it looks translucent. Her nips are painted to be visible through metal!
BloodRealm really has a thing for nipples pronounced through super-thin “armor” bras, huh?
~Ozzie
Apparently these two are a steampunk crime fighting duo.
Strange that only one of them gets clothes that are vaguely practical or Victorian… and gets their name dropped in every promo and gets to appear solo on the variant covers for #1.
It’s almost like they felt the other’s image lacks credibility or something…
– wincenworks
More realistic armor concept for Sororitas by IcyYmir
Sororitas Power Armor concept V2.0 by IcyYmir
While “realistic” isn’t what any Warhammer 40 000 armor design is going for *ahem*hugepauldronsandtinyheads*ahem*, Sisters of Battle certainly could use a boobplate-less armor. And those are pretty good designs for that.
I’d also love to see Sisters Repentia redesigned to wear something more suiting for an atonement-seeking warrior nun than… whatever that is:
~Ozzie
@kakkollumination submitted:
From the mobile app RTS “Fantasy War Tactics”–the entire game is full of Ridiculous Boobs, but the Dagger Robbers featured here are in their own special level of Bad Outfit Hell. it’s hard to tell from this image since I couldn’t get my screenshot function to work properly, but it seems like it’s supposed to be a catsuit that’s missing 90% of the fabric.
I guess they figured they wanted to go with “evil is sexy” but then looked at their promotional designs and figured they had to go all out in order to top these:
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence they picked a sexy lady hero to be represented as a collectible, meanwhile…
– wincenworks