As someone named after a Rudyard Kipling book/character, I would just like to say: Fuck you Grimm Fairy Tales, now this is personal!

Assuming this is distaff-sexy-Mowgli (because that’s the only story popular media features from The Jungle Book and I’m pretty sure she’s not Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!) how did she get the daggers and the tattoos?  Did Baloo set up a tattoo palor to get some extra honey!?

And of course, when it comes to the “something brown so maybe leather” bikini and wraps design… what else can one say but:

– wincenworks