Quiet apologists have been by far the most tedious defenders of bikini armor, constantly insisting that there is some sort of great artistic genius at work behind Kojima’s design decisions.  It’s always either he’s doing some sort of genius bait and switch (that’s not genius) ploy or somehow the characterization will make up for the costume or (my personal favorite) people just need to spend hundred of hours playing every MGS game to understand the twenty-four minute trailer released to the general public.

No amount of anything is ever going to make up for this, the game hasn’t even been released yet and he’s already releasing  fondle dolls.  Oh, and since I’ve seen lots of guy’s insisting that the Snake doll will be equally fondleable and objectified – No. No it won’t.

At this point, the kindest thing that can be said has already been said on Twitter:

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– wincenworks

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jaedeite:

I remember watching a video a few month ago where some guy was explaining how boob plate was impractical (such as you can’t swing your arms and how you’re vulnerable in between). I know he had a girl demonstrating, and he asked and apologized when he had to point or show something on her chest. I just, cannot find the video and it’s not in your tags? But I don’t know who else I follow who could have posted it so I figured maybe you know?

We did have that video on our blog (the post is still there), but it got deleted from YouTube some time ago and is nowhere to be found anymore* 🙁 Too bad, cause it was a quality explanation of why boob armor is one big bother to fight in.

The channel that originally produced that video is Skallagrim, for the record.

Let’s mourn for a moment after the awesome video.

~Ozzie

*nowhere except for a very shitty YouTube Poop “remix” that shouldn’t be graced with views

I remember watching a video a few month ago where some guy was explaining how boob plate was impractical (such as you can’t swing your arms and how you’re vulnerable in between). I know he had a girl demonstrating, and he asked and apologized when he had to point or show something on her chest. I just, cannot find the video and it’s not in your tags? But I don’t know who else I follow who could have posted it so I figured maybe you know?

We did have that video on our blog (the post is still there), but it got deleted from YouTube some time ago and is nowhere to be found anymore* 🙁 Too bad, cause it was a quality explanation of why boob armor is one big bother to fight in.

The channel that originally produced that video is Skallagrim, for the record.

Let’s mourn for a moment after the awesome video.

~Ozzie

*nowhere except for a very shitty YouTube Poop “remix” that shouldn’t be graced with views