leggomywaffle submitted:

Saw this cover from a post by my local comic store. This comes out on May 6th and has the description: “featuring Vampirella, Dejah Thoris, Red Sonja, Kato, Jungle Girl, and many, many more! Villains and heroes from a dozen worlds and eras face off against a legendary evil that threatens all their homelands.”

Funny how not a single woman from this various eras and worlds has ever considered wearing more than lingerie into battle. The one ladies sword has more metal than her entire set of metal “armor”!

Combined, these women almost fulfill the entire bingo card! Wow!

I was really hoping that this cover would not summarize the content of the book, which is the combining of many great heroines from the Golden Age of comics – but sadly the contents of the book do seem to send a clear message from Dynamite Entertainment: Women are only worth putting in comics if they visually coded as sex objects first:

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Nostalgia has a massive influence on comics, largely because only a few creative people are involved in making them (compared with video games and movies) and most of them are specialist skill sets. This combined with general risk aversion, means that sadly none of the “big” titles are prone to challenging their old conventions. 

This is particularly disappointing for Dynamite since the company only started in 2005 – but has huge gallery of golden age characters they purchased but have continued to make them generic copies of what made them so unsuccessful they were up for sale.

I mean you want to know how generic this cover is? Let’s compare it to another heroine based book J Scott Campbell was recruited to do the cover for:

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So, while I want to be really excited about having a big story that is a lot of Golden Age heroines getting together, it’s really hard to do that when the art is basically reduces them all down to the same Barbie dolls with the same “How do we dodge the censors?” costume design ideas.

I love nostalgia as much as the next comic book fan – but at some point we have to ask what is the point of continuing the art if we don’t really advance it? And what is the point of doing a girl power comic if the introduction to it could be used as a textbook example of male gaze in comics?

– wincenworks

More on comic books | More on Red Sonja | more on J. Scott Campbell

As previously mentioned, Vainglory is a baffling game.  However there are few design decisions ever made that are as baffling as the choice to set up dagger blade high heels on someone who’s shoes don’t have soles and who jumps from branch to branch.

Why not just save time and stab yourself in the foot?

– wincenworks

Oh mighty Athena, will the sleazy designers EVER leave you alone?

How warped our collective culture is to portray the goddess of wisdom clothing herself like this for battle (or any other occasion, really) so absurdly?

Seems like whoever did this, wanted to rip off was inspired by that infinitely stupid “chestpiece” from Queen’s Blade. She doesn’t even wear a thong! Quite the contrary. She gets a hole to show off her buttcrack… Maybe so she can go number 2 without having to take off her “armor”? Ewww.

Also fuck it, I’m counting the high heels square, cause I’m so sick of female characters constantly being portrayed on their tippy-toes like Barbie, even though their shoes have flat soles.

~Ozzie

(Thank you to Derek for directing us to this one – wincenworks)

If you haven’t heard of Kate Beaton’s Strong Female Characters, then 1) where have you been for the last three years, poor soul? 2) please, catch up immediately (links below)!

Obviously, those two strips are the most relevant to BABD, as Georgia O’Queefe and Queen Elizatits demonstrate how skimpy outfits are so totally acceptable as long as you can argue they’re part of your cultural heritage and how you never need to worry about getting hurt, cause sexy distraction is the best protection.

One question remains… why is this supposed to be a parody? Clearly, that’s how writing empowered feminist (and totally not contrived) characters works! Best inspiration ever.

And always remember, kids:

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~Ozzie

Hark! A Vagrant – Strong Female Characters: Part 1 | Part 2

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