The hilarious front line in the tragic war against ridiculous female armor
Month: March 2015
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A few words regarding the crucial difference between censorship and the creators consciously choosing to edit their content.
I dedicate this post to every salty dudebro who had the gall to suggest that we at BABD wantto “stranglecreativity”, because heavens forbid anyone was openly critical of The Thing You Like and suggested it has problems!
Important quote from the video:
Or is it only censorship when it’s people who aren’t you, and don’t think like you, getting what they want for once instead of you?
Dear dudebros, please ask yourself the above question next time before you type a single word of a reply to us.
~Ozzie
edit: “Thanks” to Tumblr’s absurdly broken video post feature, the video initially didn’t load. Fixed now.
Look, I’m not saying that this marketing strategy wouldn’t be effective at getting the attention of twelve year olds… but is this really the best way to market products supposedly suitable for pre- teens?
That “debunk” attempt gets a sad trombone and no redos.
~Ozzie
Charmingly they later tried to spin it as “well could be a Ms Male Character” – displaying an amazing lack of understanding of the trope.
As a side note, please don’t bother our debunker – they’ve already declared they are not interested in learning to improve and no amount of contact will change that (their blog is also very NSFW).
As a sendoff for the site’s and Female Armor Bingo’s anniversary, we prepared a little something for you guys: a Female Armor Bingo art contest!
We’ve been noted numerous times by our readers how tempting it is to design an “armor” so absurd that it crosses out ALL the Female Armor Bingo squares. So far no commercial work we tested the game on succeeded at that (though some came dangerously close), so how about we actually DO take this challenge?
The challenge: Design a skimpy female armor that covers every single possible point of the Female Armor Bingo. The contestant MUST be the author of submitted art. Any type of art may be submitted, as long as its contents are clearly readable and presented as a standard web friendly file (jpeg, png, etc). Already existing art is fine, as long as the contestant formally submits it, as per rules.
The contestants: To take part in the contest a person needs to have either tumblr account or deviantArt account, as we need legitimate way to contact the winners and track back their artwork. The contestant must either follow BABD on tumblr or BikiniArmorBeDamned group on deviantArt. Anonymous submissions to tumblr are automatically disqualified!
The deadlines: All submissions have to enter via Bikini Armor Battle Damage’s submit boxas image posts (with a “Contest entry” note in description) or to BikiniArmorBeDamned dA group’s Female Armor Bingo CONTEST folderbefore 31 March 2015. The winners will be announced on bikiniarmorbattledamage5 April 2015 (the Easter Sunday).
The prizes: 3 winners will be chosen and 3 prizes are offered. 1st place winner gets to choose the prize first, second one chooses after them, third one gets whatever prize is left. The available prizes are:
If anyone’s interested in contributing more prizes, please contact us!
Keep in mind some bingo squares are directly or indirectly contradictory (a boobplate that covers only nipples?). We’re counting on your creativity with overcoming that. Bonus points if you manage to score both the bingo 1.0-exclusive Cameltoe and 1.1-exclusive “How does it attach?!” points!
~Ozzie
– wincenworks
Additional rules FAQ:
kinsoliloquy replied: ??? why don’t we have a contest to design armor that doesn’t cross any of the bingo categories?
Because that would be neither funny nor challenging. We KNOW how a good female armor is supposed to look, but we don’t know yet how far the worst of female “armor” can go. So, as we’re all in on the joke about bikini armors being awful, why don’t we try to consciously break the bingo in the most amusing ways?
teaandinanityreplied: Is ‘Looks Nothing Like the Male Version’ a free space for the purposes of this contest?
The choice is up to contestant: they are free to leave out the square (without getting any negative notes for that), but inclusion of a male version for comparison is definitely appreciated as additional effort. Using a stock image of male armor just as a placeholder for comparison is good too. Similarly for the ‘More advanced level = skimpier’ square. Depicting more than one version of the same armor counts as additional effort, but showing just one level of the armor is fine.
Ettidcommented: Since there’s ‘Looks nothing like the male version of the same outfit’, would it then be okay to find a male armour from a game/movie/cartoon/something and then design the skimpy armour based upon that?
Sounds okay to us. Our advice is to make the skimpy version’s design have no more than two or three elements in common with the good original (like, only the color scheme and some ornamentation), so that it’s more ridiculous and arbitrarily related to it. Just like in real games/comics! It’s okay to not show male version of the submitted armor (this won’t be judged negatively, we’ll just assume male armor would look cool and protective), it’s also totally acceptable to use a stock male armor for comparison. The ideal option is to design both regular male armor and ridiculous female “equivalent” for it from scratch, but it counts as extra credit work and not necessarily required of the contestants.
Robert J Briencommented: Don’t they need to design multiple versions? Like a Male and a lower level to get the full card?
We encourage creativity in conveying the comparisons. So long as it’s clearly conveyed we’ll accept it whether it’s by multiple versions or narrative.
NuttyNuticommented: Is it possible to send more than one entry? I have two design ideas and I can’t make up my mind with which one to use.
We don’t see why not. Obviously, only one of multiple entries from the same person can win. But sure, submit as many designs as you wish.
HystericalMellotroncommented: 1) Is there a problem if it’s a traditional art entry? 2)I also would like to ask if I can submit my entry as a 2~3 panel short story >_.
Neither is a problem! As the rules say, any type of art is good 🙂
albino-ottsel said: I’m working on my submission to your Break The Bingo contest and my dad came in to ask me something and I had to scramble to hide what I was drawing. Mission accomplished?
jasamludarobota said: I was working on my entry for your contest and someone came up behind me and asked if I was designing a body pillow. So I think I’m doing pretty good.
Yup, we think you guys are doing it right. Good luck with explaining what were you actually doing XD
If you guys have any more questions about the contest or want to donate extra prizes, make sure to contact us!
As a sendoff for the site’s and Female Armor Bingo’s anniversary, we prepared a little something for you guys: a Female Armor Bingo art contest!
We’ve been noted numerous times by our readers how tempting it is to design an “armor” so absurd that it crosses out ALL the Female Armor Bingo squares. So far no commercial work we tested the game on succeeded at that (though some came dangerously close), so how about we actually DO take this challenge?
The challenge: Design a skimpy female armor that covers every single possible point of the Female Armor Bingo. The contestant MUST be the author of submitted art. Any type of art may be submitted, as long as its contents are clearly readable and presented as a standard web friendly file (jpeg, png, etc). Already existing art is fine, as long as the contestant formally submits it, as per rules.
The contestants: To take part in the contest a person needs to have either tumblr account or deviantArt account, as we need legitimate way to contact the winners and track back their artwork. The contestant must either follow BABD on tumblr or BikiniArmorBeDamned group on deviantArt. Anonymous submissions to tumblr are automatically disqualified!
The deadlines: All submissions have to enter via Bikini Armor Battle Damage’s submit boxas image posts (with a “Contest entry” note in description) or to BikiniArmorBeDamned dA group’s Female Armor Bingo CONTEST folderbefore 31 March 2015. The winners will be announced on bikiniarmorbattledamage5 April 2015 (the Easter Sunday).
The prizes: 3 winners will be chosen and 3 prizes are offered. 1st place winner gets to choose the prize first, second one chooses after them, third one gets whatever prize is left. The available prizes are:
If anyone’s interested in contributing more prizes, please contact us!
Keep in mind some bingo squares are directly or indirectly contradictory (a boobplate that covers only nipples?). We’re counting on your creativity with overcoming that. Bonus points if you manage to score both the bingo 1.0-exclusive Cameltoe and 1.1-exclusive “How does it attach?!” points!
~Ozzie
– wincenworks
Additional rules FAQ:
kinsoliloquy replied: ??? why don’t we have a contest to design armor that doesn’t cross any of the bingo categories?
Because that would be neither funny nor challenging. We KNOW how a good female armor is supposed to look, but we don’t know yet how far the worst of female “armor” can go. So, as we’re all in on the joke about bikini armors being awful, why don’t we try to consciously break the bingo in the most amusing ways?
teaandinanityreplied: Is ‘Looks Nothing Like the Male Version’ a free space for the purposes of this contest?
The choice is up to contestant: they are free to leave out the square (without getting any negative notes for that), but inclusion of a male version for comparison is definitely appreciated as additional effort. Using a stock image of male armor just as a placeholder for comparison is good too. Similarly for the ‘More advanced level = skimpier’ square. Depicting more than one version of the same armor counts as additional effort, but showing just one level of the armor is fine.
Ettidcommented: Since there’s ‘Looks nothing like the male version of the same outfit’, would it then be okay to find a male armour from a game/movie/cartoon/something and then design the skimpy armour based upon that?
Sounds okay to us. Our advice is to make the skimpy version’s design have no more than two or three elements in common with the good original (like, only the color scheme and some ornamentation), so that it’s more ridiculous and arbitrarily related to it. Just like in real games/comics! It’s okay to not show male version of the submitted armor (this won’t be judged negatively, we’ll just assume male armor would look cool and protective), it’s also totally acceptable to use a stock male armor for comparison. The ideal option is to design both regular male armor and ridiculous female “equivalent” for it from scratch, but it counts as extra credit work and not necessarily required of the contestants.
Robert J Briencommented: Don’t they need to design multiple versions? Like a Male and a lower level to get the full card?
We encourage creativity in conveying the comparisons. So long as it’s clearly conveyed we’ll accept it whether it’s by multiple versions or narrative.
NuttyNuticommented: Is it possible to send more than one entry? I have two design ideas and I can’t make up my mind with which one to use.
We don’t see why not. Obviously, only one of multiple entries from the same person can win. But sure, submit as many designs as you wish.
HystericalMellotroncommented: 1) Is there a problem if it’s a traditional art entry? 2)I also would like to ask if I can submit my entry as a 2~3 panel short story >_.
Neither is a problem! As the rules say, any type of art is good 🙂
albino-ottsel said: I’m working on my submission to your Break The Bingo contest and my dad came in to ask me something and I had to scramble to hide what I was drawing. Mission accomplished?
jasamludarobota said: I was working on my entry for your contest and someone came up behind me and asked if I was designing a body pillow. So I think I’m doing pretty good.
Yup, we think you guys are doing it right. Good luck with explaining what were you actually doing XD
If you guys have any more questions about the contest or want to donate extra prizes, make sure to contact us!