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lysander-gustav submited:

I saw your article on Ultionus, and found myself curious how it holds up on your Bingo.  Strangely it doesn’t get a full bingo.  I found out about the high heels, bared back, and whether she had a thong from seeing the “Game Over” screen.  I don’t feel comfortable linking to it due to the “sexualized in defeat” pose.

I’d totally cross out “No underwear”, as there’s clearly nothing under that… thing. Also would consider “Covers only nipples and genitals on the torso”, seeing how those are virtually the areas around which the covering parts of the costume are designed.

~Ozzie

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blackiochronicles submitted (and Ozzie bingo’ed):

This try-hard concept art for NCSoft’s upcoming MMO Lineage Eternal just made me laugh, and not in the good way. We’ve seen plenty of boobplate over the years, but I think this is the first time an artist literally just slapped a plate on top of a boob and called it done. Not sure how this is all supposed to hold together in the heat of battle – a lot of double-sided tape and even more fevered prayer, I suspect.

First thing I thought of when I saw this was “WTF am I even looking at?!”, second was “I NEED to bingo this!”. So I did, and wow did it score better than expected! Even without counting that boob-thingie as “boobplate”, go figure.

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~Ozzie

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So you recall that Mobius game?…

loelthereaper submitted:

Well aside from that the main character, Wal, had his gloriously empowered hips and obliques shunned under a black cloth, two characters were introduced to the story,

The formidable, scary-looking quiet,  and blunt Garland

Mobius Final Fantasy Garland

And then there’s this cutesy little fairy that aids you in Battle, known as Echo. It sounds all dandy, until you see her design…

Totally not a rip-off of Hatsune Miku..

… *sigh* So much potential for brave new ideas for this game, but Square – just like Wal’s hip line- backed out and went down the old beaten path of double standard design in games. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sob in the corner for what could have been…

Okay, usually the necktie between cleavage thing strikes me as overkill… but necktie attached to a collar, between cleavage with a necktie shaped window underneath, with a tiebar that connects to random straps just there to outline her boobs, is just beyond ridiculous.

Meanwhile apparently it’s too much to ask that Wal get to show off that body that he’s spent so long working out and dieting for.

– wincenworks