@jeanjacketsblog submitted: 

So I saw this and I wasn’t sure if someone had already submitted it, but if not then here ya go.

I’m guessing that how that armor works is not one of the puzzles. I also really appreciate that even the graphic design team realized the outfit was absurd and strategically cropped it for the game icon. Particularly since the earlier versions of the armor are even more horrifying when looked at in full scale (x):

But of course, what self respecting mobile shovelware title would limit itself to just horrendous boobplate? Apparently this one thinks what their audience really wants to see is sexy pirates, sexy undead pirates (x)

I don’t know who started this idea that corpse boobs are great marketing, but I know I really don’t like them.

– wincenworks

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